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(Source: supermerthuralwho221b, via brandelaghetto)
How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be
(via sub-maureen)
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via crystallized-teardrops)
im not even sassy im just an asshole
(via ph0king)
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
(via crystallized-teardrops)
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
you forgot iron manman
Hawkeyeman
thorman
green lanternman
spider-
oh
(via laughbitches)
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
(via damnthatswhatshesaid)
i have more followers than there are people in my school
(via laughbitches)

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or laterThis. This is powerful.
(via capnjazjaz)
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
(via donttouchmyostrich)